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Paris/ Delhi: A South Delhi based newly married couple called off their honeymoon in Paris, after they were unable to post their photos, selfies and videos on Facebook. Apparently, the Facebook app on both their iPhones crashed, causing their marital bliss to turn sour. The couple checked out of their hotel and caught an early flight home after the incident.
“Facebook was down for six whole days and we could not post a single pic that we took,” Maakhan Singh, the groom said. “We took hundreds of selfies and photos of us holding up or pushing against historical monuments from a distance that took twenty to thirty minutes to get right. You had to work to get the right camera angle so that it looked like either my wife, Malai or I were holding up the Eiffel Tower with two of our fingers. And when none of those photos or videos could be posted on social media, we decided to return home… there was no point of continuing with the honeymoon.”
“On the way back, we also agreed to divorce in case Facebook didn’t work at all – if somehow the company had decided to shut down,” Malai Kaur, the bride in question, said. “It is still not working on our phones or Makhan’s iPad.”
“We have notified our lawyers,” Ms. Malai concluded.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/01/03/unable-to-log-in-to-facebook-to-post-photos-couple-call-off-their-honeymoon/
Paris/ Delhi: A South Delhi based newly married couple called off their honeymoon in Paris, after they were unable to post their photos, selfies and videos on Facebook. Apparently, the Facebook app on both their iPhones crashed, causing their marital bliss to turn sour. The couple checked out of their hotel and caught an early flight home after the incident.
“Facebook was down for six whole days and we could not post a single pic that we took,” Maakhan Singh, the groom said. “We took hundreds of selfies and photos of us holding up or pushing against historical monuments from a distance that took twenty to thirty minutes to get right. You had to work to get the right camera angle so that it looked like either my wife, Malai or I were holding up the Eiffel Tower with two of our fingers. And when none of those photos or videos could be posted on social media, we decided to return home… there was no point of continuing with the honeymoon.”
“On the way back, we also agreed to divorce in case Facebook didn’t work at all – if somehow the company had decided to shut down,” Malai Kaur, the bride in question, said. “It is still not working on our phones or Makhan’s iPad.”
“We have notified our lawyers,” Ms. Malai concluded.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/01/03/unable-to-log-in-to-facebook-to-post-photos-couple-call-off-their-honeymoon/
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