Quite a fall it has been for Mr. Kejriwal... Satire.
Delhi: Speaking at a pre election rally at Jantar
Mantar, Arvind Kejriwal today encouraged Delhiites to commit a few new
scams so that he and his party may be able to uncover them. Kejriwal
announced that ever since the General Elections had ended, he had been
unable to uncover any new scams and was therefore growing increasingly
bored and disillusioned with politics.
“We have been unable to find and uncover new scams in the last six months,” Kejriwal said, amid loud cheering from the attendees of his rally. “And I know that is the primary reasons we have not been able to provide you any more entertainment. The primary job of any political party is to entertain the masses; so we have failed on that count. I sincerely apologize.”
“But AAP needs to find scams to be a political party as without scams, there can be no anti corruption movement,” Kejriwal added. “So go ahead bribe a police officer or MLA or MP or steal some money for yourself. Scam nahin to hum nahin.”
“Bhaiyyon aur behnon, yeh scams ka no hona bhi shayad ek scam ho sakta hai,” Arvind Kejriwal concluded. “Ismein Reliance ka haath hai.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/01/02/unable-to-find-new-scams-in-the-last-few-months-kejriwal-encourages-delhiites-to-commit-new-scams-so-that-he-can-uncover-them/
Delhi: Speaking at a pre election rally at Jantar
Mantar, Arvind Kejriwal today encouraged Delhiites to commit a few new
scams so that he and his party may be able to uncover them. Kejriwal
announced that ever since the General Elections had ended, he had been
unable to uncover any new scams and was therefore growing increasingly
bored and disillusioned with politics.“We have been unable to find and uncover new scams in the last six months,” Kejriwal said, amid loud cheering from the attendees of his rally. “And I know that is the primary reasons we have not been able to provide you any more entertainment. The primary job of any political party is to entertain the masses; so we have failed on that count. I sincerely apologize.”
“But AAP needs to find scams to be a political party as without scams, there can be no anti corruption movement,” Kejriwal added. “So go ahead bribe a police officer or MLA or MP or steal some money for yourself. Scam nahin to hum nahin.”
“Bhaiyyon aur behnon, yeh scams ka no hona bhi shayad ek scam ho sakta hai,” Arvind Kejriwal concluded. “Ismein Reliance ka haath hai.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/01/02/unable-to-find-new-scams-in-the-last-few-months-kejriwal-encourages-delhiites-to-commit-new-scams-so-that-he-can-uncover-them/
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