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Mumbai. After a recent survey by a business daily revealed an expected 15% in salary hikes for white collar professionals in 2015, a parallel survey run by Faking News (in response to the salary survey) has revealed that girlfriends are likely to demand a similar hike in love as well.
Faking News reached out to a sample set of over thousand girlfriends, right on the heels of the salary hike survey to determine how the economic wellbeing of their love interests would impact the females of the species. A whopping 100% girlfriends stated that they would demand a commensurate hike in love as well.
“My boyfriend has been taking me to Udupi restaurants and fruit juice stalls for dates,” Priya, an angry woman stated. “Sometimes he brings a knife and salt jar from home and applies salt to the fruit he buys from the vendor, right at his stall. At the very least, with a hike, he can get me a McAloo Tikki burger… and maybe a diamond watch.”
Meanwhile, concerned boyfriends have demanded that their employers keep their hike figures a secret so as to not receive a hike in emotional blackmail as well.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/01/05/girlfriends-expected-to-demand-15-hike-in-love-after-survey-reveals-expected-15-hike-in-salaries-in-2015/
Mumbai. After a recent survey by a business daily revealed an expected 15% in salary hikes for white collar professionals in 2015, a parallel survey run by Faking News (in response to the salary survey) has revealed that girlfriends are likely to demand a similar hike in love as well.
Faking News reached out to a sample set of over thousand girlfriends, right on the heels of the salary hike survey to determine how the economic wellbeing of their love interests would impact the females of the species. A whopping 100% girlfriends stated that they would demand a commensurate hike in love as well.
“My boyfriend has been taking me to Udupi restaurants and fruit juice stalls for dates,” Priya, an angry woman stated. “Sometimes he brings a knife and salt jar from home and applies salt to the fruit he buys from the vendor, right at his stall. At the very least, with a hike, he can get me a McAloo Tikki burger… and maybe a diamond watch.”
Meanwhile, concerned boyfriends have demanded that their employers keep their hike figures a secret so as to not receive a hike in emotional blackmail as well.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/01/05/girlfriends-expected-to-demand-15-hike-in-love-after-survey-reveals-expected-15-hike-in-salaries-in-2015/
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