I never understood why actresses pay big bucks to actually look worse... Satire.
Mumbai: The animal kingdom has reportedly taken
notice of the plastic surgery mania amongst Bollywood actresses. After
hundreds of Bollywood actresses underwent plastic surgeries that helped
them get beak-like noses, birds have reportedly started demanding the
‘Bollywood actress’ look from plastic surgeons.
“It was our hospital that helped Nargis Fakhri look like a duck, Anushka Sharma like a sparrow, Priyanka Chopra like a crow and Rakhi Sawant who had a rather odd demand of looking like a human scarecrow,” Dr. Tadapit Kumar, a plastic surgeon at a leading Mumbai hospital said proudly. “But now, we are seeing a new trend, wherein there is a huge demand for human features in a massive cross section of bird species. We have ducks coming in everyday wanting the ‘Nargis Fakhri’ look and sparrows coming in wanting the ‘Anushka Sharma’ look. We cannot complain… any business is good business for us.”
“Earlier our business used to be 70% actresses who wanted to go from looking beautiful to looking like a bird, and 30% people who were rich enough to pay to look good before their wedding nights,” Dr. Tadapit continued. “But now bird surgeries form 80% of our topline. We have even managed to capitalise on the Rakhi Sawant look… We mass produce cut outs with her face on them and sell these as scarecrows to farmers.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/12/09/inspired-by-actresses-looking-like-birds-after-surgery-birds-start-demanding-human-nose-transplants/
“It was our hospital that helped Nargis Fakhri look like a duck, Anushka Sharma like a sparrow, Priyanka Chopra like a crow and Rakhi Sawant who had a rather odd demand of looking like a human scarecrow,” Dr. Tadapit Kumar, a plastic surgeon at a leading Mumbai hospital said proudly. “But now, we are seeing a new trend, wherein there is a huge demand for human features in a massive cross section of bird species. We have ducks coming in everyday wanting the ‘Nargis Fakhri’ look and sparrows coming in wanting the ‘Anushka Sharma’ look. We cannot complain… any business is good business for us.”
“Earlier our business used to be 70% actresses who wanted to go from looking beautiful to looking like a bird, and 30% people who were rich enough to pay to look good before their wedding nights,” Dr. Tadapit continued. “But now bird surgeries form 80% of our topline. We have even managed to capitalise on the Rakhi Sawant look… We mass produce cut outs with her face on them and sell these as scarecrows to farmers.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/12/09/inspired-by-actresses-looking-like-birds-after-surgery-birds-start-demanding-human-nose-transplants/
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