I am genuinely happy that a so called 'blockbuster' has flopped. May it force our filmmakers to make watchable films!
Satire.
Mumbai. After Action Jackson could only gross 40 odd crores in the first five days of his release, Ajay Devgan was located in the offices of one of India’s leading financial institutions. It was later discovered that Mr. Devgan had reached out to the bank for a loan.
“Yes it is true,” Chaddha, branch manager at the bank told Faking
News. “Mr. Devgan walked into our branch looking for a loan. He told us
that his movie Action Jackson wasn’t making money at all despite the
usual Rohit Shetty-esque bullshit of having blown enough cars, him being
shirtless and there being a girl in her undergarments virtually
throughout the movie. He was quite distraught and was virtually begging
us to give him a 100 crore loan.”
When asked if the bank did disburse him the loan, Chadha replied, “We would have two years ago. But now this RBI is too strict jee.” After taking a sip of his tea, he continued, “Jabse yeh Raghuram Rajan aaya hai, har loan pe upar ki kamai band hai.”
Meanwhile, Prabhu Deva reportedly had another take on the same problem. The dancer turned director has decided to watch his own movie fifty lakh times to ensure it makes 100 crores.
http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/12/ajay-devgan-applies-for-rs-100-crore-loan-to-ensure-action-jackson-is-labelled-a-100-crore-grosser/
Satire.
Mumbai. After Action Jackson could only gross 40 odd crores in the first five days of his release, Ajay Devgan was located in the offices of one of India’s leading financial institutions. It was later discovered that Mr. Devgan had reached out to the bank for a loan.
When asked if the bank did disburse him the loan, Chadha replied, “We would have two years ago. But now this RBI is too strict jee.” After taking a sip of his tea, he continued, “Jabse yeh Raghuram Rajan aaya hai, har loan pe upar ki kamai band hai.”
Meanwhile, Prabhu Deva reportedly had another take on the same problem. The dancer turned director has decided to watch his own movie fifty lakh times to ensure it makes 100 crores.
http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/12/ajay-devgan-applies-for-rs-100-crore-loan-to-ensure-action-jackson-is-labelled-a-100-crore-grosser/
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