Celebrating Bangladesh cricketing world's obsession with India... Satire.
Dhaka, Bangladesh: In a first of its kind move,
Bangladesh announced its retirement from international cricket, having
lost nearly 70% of all international matches it has ever played.
Bangladesh, who failed to score 2 runs in 3 balls to potentially qualify
for the World Cup Semi Finals, seemed to have gotten the motivation
from Mushfiqur Rahim tweeting, “’Happiness is this’.!!! #ha ha ha..!
India lost in the semifinal.” Mushfiqur later apologized but claimed
that he was happy because he was a big West Indies fan.
“While we will consider India’s losses as our victories, we are also debating if we will consider West Indies’ wins as our victories, considering our wicketkeeper Mushfiqur is such a big fan of the Windies,” Mr. Chandika Hathurusingha, Bangladesh’s cricket coach said. “The national cricket team will hereafter collect in one large auditorium periodically to watch India’s matches and if we decide in favor of it, West Indies’ matches on TV only.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2016/04/04/bangladesh-officially-retires-from-international-cricket-to-celebrate-indias-losses-as-victories/
“While we will consider India’s losses as our victories, we are also debating if we will consider West Indies’ wins as our victories, considering our wicketkeeper Mushfiqur is such a big fan of the Windies,” Mr. Chandika Hathurusingha, Bangladesh’s cricket coach said. “The national cricket team will hereafter collect in one large auditorium periodically to watch India’s matches and if we decide in favor of it, West Indies’ matches on TV only.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2016/04/04/bangladesh-officially-retires-from-international-cricket-to-celebrate-indias-losses-as-victories/
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