Pahlaj Nihalani to censor his own name; to now be called ‘Pa Ni’

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Mumbai: Reports coming out Mumbai suggest that Pahlaj Nihalani, India’s Censor Board Chief, has decided to censor his own name. Apparently, Mr. Nihalani was so frustrated after the Mumbai High Court cleared ‘Udta Punjab’ with just one cut out of the 94 suggested by the Censor Board, that he decided to go to CBFC Headquarters and issue a notification regarding censorship of his own name.

While this Faking News reporter could not get in touch with Mr. Nihalani, he managed to get in touch with Tadapit Marathe – Mr. Nihalani’s PA (Personal Assistant). “Yes it is true,” Tadapit said, speaking over phone. “Pahlaj bhau has censored his own name. According to him, his old name was not according to guidelines. Bhau has said that with his new name, he will now be as pavitra as ‘paanee’.”
Meanwhile, Anurag Kashyap reportedly called Mr. Nihalani nee Mr. Ni to thank him for providing free publicity to ‘Udta Punjab’ as also to congratulate him on his new name.

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