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Mumbai: A pre-release show of Himesh Reshammiya’s soon to be released movie, ‘Teraa Suroor 2’, has led to the hospitalization of twenty movie critics. Apparently, twenty of the audience of about fifty movie critics and journalists, started having fits and screaming in a very nasal tone within ten minutes of the movie having started.
“It all started when Mr. Reshammiya started serenading a girl while
building his body, while smoking a cigar, while giving the evil eye to a
few bad guys,” Tadapit Kumar, one of the affected movie critics said.
“Only the most critical of us critics seem to have been affected. Taran
Adarsh made it through the full movie, I hear and even said – sau crore ka dhandha karegi.”
The critics were shifted to J. J. Hospital in Navi Mumbai. When this reporter visited the hospital, nasal chants of ‘Tera tera tera surroooooooor’ could be heard from the hospital rooms where critics were kept.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2016/02/22/20-movie-critics-hospitalized-with-elevated-levels-of-suroor-after-watching-himesh-reshammiyas-latest/
Mumbai: A pre-release show of Himesh Reshammiya’s soon to be released movie, ‘Teraa Suroor 2’, has led to the hospitalization of twenty movie critics. Apparently, twenty of the audience of about fifty movie critics and journalists, started having fits and screaming in a very nasal tone within ten minutes of the movie having started.
“It all started when Mr. Reshammiya started serenading a girl while
building his body, while smoking a cigar, while giving the evil eye to a
few bad guys,” Tadapit Kumar, one of the affected movie critics said.
“Only the most critical of us critics seem to have been affected. Taran
Adarsh made it through the full movie, I hear and even said – sau crore ka dhandha karegi.”The critics were shifted to J. J. Hospital in Navi Mumbai. When this reporter visited the hospital, nasal chants of ‘Tera tera tera surroooooooor’ could be heard from the hospital rooms where critics were kept.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2016/02/22/20-movie-critics-hospitalized-with-elevated-levels-of-suroor-after-watching-himesh-reshammiyas-latest/
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