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New Delhi: After allegations of Somnath Bharti getting his dog to bite his wife surfaced, AAP supremo and Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal has promised to use the dog to rid Delhi of dengue-causing mosquitoes. The dog called ‘Don’ would soon be pressed into service, Kejriwal promised.
“Somnath Bharti might be a dead weight for the AAP but at least we
can use his dog”, Kejriwal said, in a press conference. “Only AAP
provides a platform for its members’ pets to serve the nation as well.
Can BJP and Congress do something like this?”
“We will get ‘Don’ to roam the streets of Delhi with Somnath shouting instructions behind it in tow, to get it to bite Dengue causing mosquitoes,” Kejriwal concluded.
Meanwhile Mr. Bharti refuted allegations that he could his dog to bite anyone by instructing it to bite police officers at a police station. When the dog refused to comply, Bharti proclaimed his innocence in response to his wife’s allegations. He said however that Kejriwal’s plans just might work since ‘Don’ happened to attract mosquitoes wherever it went.
“If anything, Don will attract all the dengue causing insects of any area to itself,” Bharti said.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/09/21/aap-to-get-somnath-bhartis-dog-to-bite-dengue-mosquitoes/
New Delhi: After allegations of Somnath Bharti getting his dog to bite his wife surfaced, AAP supremo and Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal has promised to use the dog to rid Delhi of dengue-causing mosquitoes. The dog called ‘Don’ would soon be pressed into service, Kejriwal promised.
“We will get ‘Don’ to roam the streets of Delhi with Somnath shouting instructions behind it in tow, to get it to bite Dengue causing mosquitoes,” Kejriwal concluded.
Meanwhile Mr. Bharti refuted allegations that he could his dog to bite anyone by instructing it to bite police officers at a police station. When the dog refused to comply, Bharti proclaimed his innocence in response to his wife’s allegations. He said however that Kejriwal’s plans just might work since ‘Don’ happened to attract mosquitoes wherever it went.
“If anything, Don will attract all the dengue causing insects of any area to itself,” Bharti said.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/09/21/aap-to-get-somnath-bhartis-dog-to-bite-dengue-mosquitoes/
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