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New Delhi/ Gurgaon: A software engineer was recently promoted to the post of Vice President after being able to explain the family tree of Peter and Indrani Mukherjee, immediately after catching the story on TV news.
Tadapit Kumar, an employee with TCS, who had been on the bench for almost a year was dismayed though at the prospect of having to do real work soon.
Devdas, Tadapit’s ex-peer and now reportee said, “Tadapit managed to
understand the entire structure of the Indrani and Peter Mukherjee
family web and explain it to all of us within thirty seconds of the news
breaking on TV. Our CEO was so impressed that he promoted him on the
spot.”
Tadapit Kumar, however, could not have been less thrilled. “I was on the bench for a year chilling out,” he said.
He added, “Now they have made me a VP. That’s how bad shit happens. What if I get rich and famous and happen to marry a girl like this Indrani lady who will kill her own daughter for having a relationship with my son from some other marriage, now?”
“The only reason I even understood the news piece so quickly was that I thought the reporter was talking about Rani Mukherjee,” Tadapit sadly concluded.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/08/31/employee-promoted-for-explaining-the-family-tree-of-peter-and-indrani-mukherjee/
New Delhi/ Gurgaon: A software engineer was recently promoted to the post of Vice President after being able to explain the family tree of Peter and Indrani Mukherjee, immediately after catching the story on TV news.
Tadapit Kumar, an employee with TCS, who had been on the bench for almost a year was dismayed though at the prospect of having to do real work soon.
Devdas, Tadapit’s ex-peer and now reportee said, “Tadapit managed to
understand the entire structure of the Indrani and Peter Mukherjee
family web and explain it to all of us within thirty seconds of the news
breaking on TV. Our CEO was so impressed that he promoted him on the
spot.”Tadapit Kumar, however, could not have been less thrilled. “I was on the bench for a year chilling out,” he said.
He added, “Now they have made me a VP. That’s how bad shit happens. What if I get rich and famous and happen to marry a girl like this Indrani lady who will kill her own daughter for having a relationship with my son from some other marriage, now?”
“The only reason I even understood the news piece so quickly was that I thought the reporter was talking about Rani Mukherjee,” Tadapit sadly concluded.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/08/31/employee-promoted-for-explaining-the-family-tree-of-peter-and-indrani-mukherjee/
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